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Hello there, I'm Olivia, nice to be in your brain. I live in Melbourne, Australia. Despite the url it's more of a humour blog. Have an nice time.



dallasboi1992:

The heroes Hollywood has been waiting for
The Fellowship of the Anti-Bieber

dallasboi1992:

The heroes Hollywood has been waiting for

The Fellowship of the Anti-Bieber

(via friskyflamingo)

sir-hathaway:

anceyleestar:

can we talk about how the tooth fairy corporation enclosed the torn-apart corpse of an employee in their letter????

can we talk about how the tooth fairy corporation has an aquatic team that i wish i knew about when i was growing up

(Source: ruinedchildhood, via guy)

sharpslut:

i wish people had crushes on me 

(Source: 13hr, via pizza)

amazign:

djprincessk:

stop-hammerkind:

srsfunny:

Glass Blower: Sculpting A Horse From Molten Glass

WHAT

#this bitch just said let there be horse and there was

i thought this was a gif of a man fighting a giant angry slug

amazign:

djprincessk:

stop-hammerkind:

srsfunny:

Glass Blower: Sculpting A Horse From Molten Glass

WHAT

#this bitch just said let there be horse and there was

i thought this was a gif of a man fighting a giant angry slug

(via kravingkyra)

hellyeahyums:

the-gingerdancer:

sextronautt:

how can lawyers argue without crying 

or swearing

if i went into a courtroom i’d be all

now you fucking listen here you little cumslut 

"he has been found guilty

"HA IN YOUR FUCKING FACES, BITCHES."

(via guy)

darthmoonmoon:

omgf the skunk

(Source: todaunafriki, via heliolisk)

cactus-breath:


Corsican vendetta knife with floral detail

The blade reads: “Che la mia ferita sia mortale" - or roughly: "may all your wounds be mortal".

cactus-breath:

Corsican vendetta knife with floral detail

The blade reads: Che la mia ferita sia mortale" - or roughly: "may all your wounds be mortal".

(Source: anti-romanticismo, via natjedi)

towritepoems:

WHEN PEOPLE CALL ME CUTE I JUST [PUNCHES HOLE THROUGH BRICK WALL WHILE KISSING U ON THE CHEEK]

(via moistbottom)


House phone:
*rings*

Me:
nah

unculture:

the rock is fucking precious

(Source: jessicaisgray, via deanbean-and-samjam)

jigglemyboobies:

kushaw:

jigglemyboobies:

Why was Hitler hit with a baseball?

because he was a fucking racist, sexist and homophobic nationalistic douchebag

no because he did nazi it coming

(via brandyalexanders)

Fill this in with stuff about you

bucrybarnes:

where i’m from: Melbourne
where i would like to live: Canada
favorite food: Tacos. mexican in general
religion: atheist
sexual orientation: straight
single/taken: single
favorite book: I read too much to have a single favourite
eye colour: like a gold hazel?
favorite movie: If I had to choose Fantastic Mr. Fox. Have no idea why just is.
favorite TV show: Dexter
favorite band/singer: Can’t choose. Boy & Bear, Bon Iver, Arctic Monkeys?
favorite day of the year: New years
favorite colour: red
if i have any pets: a blue heeler cattle dog
what I’m listening to right now: Woods by Bon Iver
last movie i’ve watched: I forget
what’s my ringtone: duck. its annoying i should change it.
favorite male character from a TV show: Dexter Morgan
favorite female character from a TV show: Michonne from the walking dead
favorite superhero: Deathstroke does that classify otherwise spiderman.
celebrity crush: natalie dormer. i just have no words

(Source: battleoffivearmies, via xraynarvaez-jr)

megacharizardxxx:

"why am i so cold?" i ask myself as i continue to drink cold beverages

(via guy)