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Hello there, I'm Olivia, nice to be in your brain. I live in Melbourne, Australia. Despite the url it's more of a humour blog. Have an nice time.



unacted:

girls who pretend to act stupid because they think it’s cute need to be slapped in the face with a brick

(via wiindbreakr)



my anonymous friend sent me this and i thought this was really beautiful

this

my anonymous friend sent me this and i thought this was really beautiful

this

(Source: alecstasy, via irenmon)

lampsarepeopletoo:

i dont even sleep anymore i just die for a couple hours each day

(via ugly)

swarnpert:

taping mistletoe to my butt so you can all kiss my ass

(via moistbottom)

do u ever just feel like ur slowly being pushed out of the group.

u know its happening

u can feel it happening

but u cant do anything

(Source: obey-loser, via letsmilemorelove)

back-that-sass-up:

spyduck:

rupindah:

i’m all for boys wearing makeup mostly because if more of them got into it there’d be a bigger market and it wouldn’t cost $25 for an eyeshadow primer anymore

i can’t wait to go into the makeup aisle to get the latest man-color of guyshadow that comes in containers shaped like bullets and footballs

"Bruh I just went to sephora and got the sickest shade of eyeshadow"
"Sick dude what’s it called"
"Monster truck gas fumes"
"Niiiiiiiice"

(via letsmilemorelove)

(Source: bricesander, via pizza)

neptunain:

how to communicate in a relationship

neptunain:

how to communicate in a relationship

(via moistbottom)

kiransingh:

the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bag despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life

(via angrybroccoli)

accidentalpornblog:

Read this way out of context.

accidentalpornblog:

Read this way out of context.

(Source: japcoregalore, via fake-mermaid)

theunithasasoul:

amazingavengers:

beifag:

k1mkardashian:

girls think having a period sucks but try having to fix your penis discreetly through your pocket 

having the insides of your organs shed and come out through your genitals does not compare to having displaced balls sorry

none of you can do it discreetly anyways

we see you

(via guy)

supersmashthestatebros:

no Santa, they’re not gifts, they’re jifts.

(via fake-mermaid)

(Source: saurons-finest, via natjedi)

frenums:

HAHAHA

frenums:

HAHAHA

(via ririmolko)